Jonny Evans is a red He lays Tarmac........ 🟥⬜️⬛️

On this day in 1971, we lost Jim Morrison...A poet, a rebel and a voice like no other...He didn't just front The Doors, he opened them wide to another dimension...His words still haunt, his presence still lingers...🎤🔥🖤 Long live the Lizard King!

Sunday Lunch in Padstow. I take it it's a Sunday. Not been on a proper holiday before, so completely lost track of time and days 🤣👍

Called at Port Issac on way back from Padstow. Another stunning place. No sign of the Doc either.

A yacht in Torquay Harbour named after him. 🟥⬜️⬛️

Falmouth Scaffolding exhibition. Fair play, a scaffolding company back home, probably hasn't put that much up as a combined total in 50 years. 😜👍

No, it's not one of Antony Gormley's statues on Crosby Beach. It's me contemplating whilst standing in the sea on Perranporth Beach. Gormless not Gormley 🤣🤣

Newquay was today's and our final road trip. A stunning location. Rather hot mind you over 30 degrees. Bloody melting.

Season tickets to be confiscated if you are seen to have dentures is next on the agenda. Mind you, you won't often see who has Turkey Teeth or just gums, as the useless buggers on the pitch don't give reds much to smile about these days. 🟥⬜️⬛️

Stopping the night in Weston Super Mare before heading home tomorrow. This is the view from the hotel room toilet. Never been anywhere before with such a view from the crapper 🤣🤣🤣

Home 😪🤣 Bude, Padstow, Port Issac, Torquay, Plymouth, Falmouth, St Ives, Perranporth, Newquay & Weston Super Mare Thank You for having us, It's been a blast and the best holiday ever. ❤️

Fish and Chips for 7 days on the bounce in Cornwall, I was starting to develop gills like Patrick Duffy (one for the teenagers) 🤣

Good. Now time to focus on signing someone who can put the ball in the net and someone else who can stop the ball going into the net. 🟥⬜️⬛️ #UTFRs