Tom Cruise is a Dick!

Trollied!!

Driving home....Star in sight, Nearly home......Star in sight, Park the car, up the stairs, grab the binoculars.............Big Cloud ...........Shite!!

Yes, I left it in the freezer over night!! 🥺😆

When you have plenty yummy Christmas leftovers but you still have 3 packets of Snackrite Cheese & Onion for lunch!

Suicide figures are up 200% since lockdown. Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet? We’re trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening. Call 116 123 (Samaritans UK) Just two. Any two. Copy, not RT.

Happy new year to you all.

Brilliant documentary Gerry Rafferty. Right down the line on BBC four just now. Rab Noakes some nice guitars Han behind you. Are they yours? Thought I spotted a Fender 12 string.

There’s always a tweet....

If 2020 was making America great again, maybe 2021 should go back to being average!

✨Watch This Space ✨ I'll be sharing some exciting news later today about 'Milestone', new music commissioned for Celtic Connections 2019 performed here at Queen Margaret Union #glasgow with chas mackenzie Jarlath Henderson Lori Watson 🎻 Angus Lyon @patsyreid Stuart Brown

Indeed! Looks like a map of the underground. UK is the old disused one, apart from the odd Bond movie!

This lockdown make practice fun by playing while drying someone’s hair! The all new, extra powerful line of woodwind instruments from VIDAL BASSOON

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Where is the escape hatch?! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚀

Walrus spotted on Irish coast. I think it was self ice..olating

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Very excited for this livestream gig tonight from Zurich with my buddy Michael League! We’re here for a residency at Moods in Zurich. Tune in to the livestream tonight! More info here: moods.club/de/programm/ev…