Carrie has a yeast infection and has never used Monistat before so we were googling the little egg thing you put inside of you and found this review

I want Daniel Tosh for Christmas

I just broke bread (smoked a cig) with Floyd MONEY Mayweather

“We gave you a room with a balcony”

Tiger Woods consumes me

happy HE FELL FOR THE SOUP thursday

New Jersey is the biggest shit hole

2004 = no homo 2024 = no homeowner

Margs from a Mexican restaurant hit different (not in a good way)

I just spent $60 on touch tunes to keep the black keys playing at this bar

The black keys are so good it HURTS

I love watching JLo get the hate she deserves

One of my tortillas is Canadian.

“I didn’t do it.” - cancer

I wish Norm Macdonald was alive to post today.

OJ Simpson was a lot of things: incredible athlete, good actor, loving father and, even though he had his legal troubles and flaws, people forget he was a big time goofball. Guy loved to laugh. That's the Juice I'll remember. The one with a big smile on his face.

Too Short’s verse has had me in a chokehold for MONTHS… He’s so perfect. ugh

madison End Wokeness You’re a fucking idiot!!!

Let me unbuffer for 1 quick second.... #TysonPaul

My mom yelled at Elise and I for drawing Natalie's old dead pets all over her birthday card