Me: "Can I have some friends over ?" My mother: "who is coming?" Me:

RETWEET!! 🚨 Please if everyone could retweet and keep an eye out for my Dad. This is so unlike him. We are desperate to get him home.

Fake fucking news

Babe is everything ok? You've barely sang 'my money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds' in the last few hours

Sorry I didn’t answer, I was on Tik Tok watching someone restock their fridge and put things in clear containers for the last two hours. My bad.

Not Scottish but wasn’t ready for that transition to shaggy 🤣🤣🤣

🚨 BREAKING: In COVID hearing, #Pfizer director admits: #vaccine was never tested on preventing transmission. "Get vaccinated for others" was always a lie. The only purpose of the #COVID passport: forcing people to get vaccinated. The world needs to know. Share this video! ⤵️

If you give one tweet today Please so it for Noah and Fiona... even if you are one who doesn't retweet... Please just once #Week122 #JusticeForNoahTruthForFiona #JuryLedInquestForNoah

Devastated to hear that Lynsey Bennett (34) has passed away. She, like so many other brave women, brought the horror of the CervicalCheck scandal home to us all. In the end, all she cared about was securing her daughters’ future. She should have been able to watch them grow 💔

Dunno why my brain works this way but the more people that say good things about Banshees Of Inisheerin, the less I want to ever watch it

Someone in work talked about this and all I heard was banshee of Ed Sheehan

(Pt.2) I have contacted all the charity shops and it’s likely it’s been distributed to Dublin. If anyone has spotted it in any shop around Ireland can you please contact me. Any help would be greatly appreciated. Really can’t break the news to my parents 😢 #handmade #vintage

Vicky Phelan so soon after Lynsey Bennett :( this country has blood on their hands when it comes to women’s healthcare in so many ways but the cervical check scandal is something that is just entirely unforgivable. heart completely breaks for their families

I am howling

My grandfather's All Ireland medal was stolen yesterday from my aunty's house. Appreciate any retweets to try get it out there with the contact details to return it.

when the soundcloud photo is a group of lads in a field or a gaff yeno it’s gonna go off 🤣

A billionaire who is missing at sea viewing the Titanic is front page news. 300 migrants die in a boat off the coast of Greece and the British media talks about them like they aren’t human.