The Federal Government is moving to require universities to publish debt and earnings by major. I cannot wait to see the carnage that will soon be made public.

Caller: I want to rank #1 for this term. We're at the bottom of page 2. It will add roughly 300K/month in revenue. Me: Okay, what's your timeline for accomplishing this goal? Caller: Two weeks. You can get this done in like two weeks, right? Me: Ugh...

My 13 y.o. son told me that when he hits 99 pounds, he wants to eat one pound of nachos on his own so he can be 1% nacho.

at the gym i said subscription instead of membership and the girl replied with 'lol this isnt a pharmacy'. bitch thats a prescription were both stupid

Even Non-GMO foods are tainted. ewg.org/childrenshealt…

A friend and I spent about 10 minutes yesterday talking about 'domestos', purely to see if we could trigger any FB/Insta ads just by talking about the brand near phones. Look what just showed up on Twitter.

Fortnite is impressive, but it’s absolutely dwarfed by the world’s largest video game, LinkedIn, played exclusively by 40-50 year old white guys who compete by sending random connection requests in a quest to build the furthest-reaching “professional network.”

Alright so here’s the gameplan 1. Elon removed as CEO by SEC order - can’t be CEO of a public company 2. Tesla stock drops 50% 3. Tesla stock becomes so cheap they take it private 4. Musk reinstated as CEO (credit: Daniel Gross and John Collison)

Here's How to Scrape 100 Google PAAs in 30s for Free 🤑 #SEO 1. Download this free chrome plugin chrome.google.com/webstore/detai… 2. Expand some PAAs 3. Right click on the title and scrape similar 4. Remove the [1] from Xpath and mash enter 5. Success

Is Quantum Computing Really Just A Year Or Two Away? Stories Like This Graduate Student Solving A Quantum Verification Problem Makes One Wonder Just How Far Off We Really Are... quantamagazine.org/graduate-stude… via Quanta Magazine

Hey, who wants to read a story about Upwork fucking over freelancers in order to upsell their clients on unnecessary services the clients don't want and can't afford? Strap in!

I see lots of statements on the Web about Algorithms, so this was good to see: The Truth About Algorithms | Cathy O’Neil vimeo.com/295525907?ref=…

Technical SEOs and E-A-T SEOs on twitter

💡SEO Tip: Use the new Chrome Extension, #VisBug, for web designers, to quickly see your on-page styling H1s, H2s, H3s etc I used it while chasing after a featured snippet to see how my competitor had styled their page over mine. 🔗chrome.google.com/webstore/detai… #seotips Chrome for Developers

Our "Advanced SEO Panel" is filled with some incredible talent. Our Moderator Rick Ramos, @serptwerker, is the Technical SEO Manager Seer Interactive! We can't wait to hear this panel. -> April 12, 1:15pm

Please Retweet! Keynote: Chris Walker Founder at The SEO Group joins us on our Advanced SEO Panel at Beaver Run Resort in Breckenridge, CO - April 11-12, 2019! #SearchCon 2019! searchcon.events