if you liked "netflix and chill" just wait until you try "disney plus and uncontrollable sobbing"

is it weird to test the fit of the new dog prosthetic in front of a pile of shoes?

me waiting alone in an empty zoom room: hm hn hm family madrigal

This explains so many tattoos.

future historians, reviewing SF relationship texts two thousand years from now: "THEY WERE COFOUNDERS"

gonna start referring to all SaaS as "infinity layaway"

me randomly remembering an embarrassing moment from the second grade

Hello lovely TwilioDevs! We've missed hearing from you 🥺👉👈 and would love to see where you land on this question 👇 Would you rather... RT: get out of your chair to find your phone for 2FA LIKE: actually sit properly in your chair instead of folding up like a gumby

The latest Omicron variant (BA.2.12.1) is the most infectious yet, & it’s snagging tons of people who have avoided Covid for > 2 years. It’s hitting close to home for me, so tonight’s 🧵is about that…with a few poll questions to see how your thinking lines up with mine. (1/23)

How this thunderstorm in LA feels:

"But if serif fonts were the default, we would be able to finally honor all the artists named Al who also generate art"

some of the embroidery and fabric projects people post online are so impressive and complicated. i'm like, girl, amazing job, 10/10 hobby to do while waiting for your clever husband to come back from being lost at sea after the trojan war

in my experience, half of all dogs are named luna