.Billy Joel interrupts his 1978 BBC performance to work out his tight five.

I know #FF isn't a thing anymore but follow @MarcusTheToken, because without him, my genius Billy Joel-Seinfeld tweet would have zero Likes.

On the left, a design that recently won an award. On the right, the Muppet equivalent that immediately came to my mind.

What's your favorite song about a total eclipse of the heart? Mine's "Black Hole Sun."

Homer, have you been up all day watching the eclipse?

I don't know is #squadgoals are still a thing but mine would just be a selfie of me with Fudgie The Whale.

"Oh my god I LOVE this song" -Me, listening to a Favorite Songs playlist I made

Help those affected by Hurricane Harvey by visiting redcross.org or texting HARVEY to 90999 to make a $10 donation.

Twitter: "While you were away...." Me: "No, thanks." Twitter: "Cool. While you were away...." Me: "No, thanks." Twitter: "Cool. While you w

Twitter: "Your friend liked a tweet by someone you don't follow." Me: "No, thanks." Twitter: "Cool. I'm putting it in your feed anyway."

Twitter (2014): Your funny tweet might get 100 likes! Twitter (2017): Here's a depressing tweet with 140,000 retweets, and it's not yours.

wow its so amazing that i can use latin, greek, AND cyrillic to say: T…A…K…E… M…Y… H…A…M… B…O…Y x.com/juliagalef/sta…

Theory: This jackhammer operator finished work four hours ago and just wants attention.

I don't care what anyone says: This was, by far, your best album. x.com/patkiernan/sta…

IG stories I will watch look like this: — — — — — — — — IG stories I won't watch look like this: ...........................................

Going grocery shopping. Anyone want anything?

Mute All Bad Tweets

Fahrenheit is the Hotmail of temperature scales. A lot of people still use it, but most of us don't know why.

What idiot called it Beauty and the Beast and not Saved by the Belle?

Food is for eating, and the great Eden Dranger (happy birthday!) is for following/retweeting. x.com/Eden_Eats/stat…