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Chris Peters

@chrispetersbitw

Husker🌽 Enthusiast (7-6). DC DefendersšŸ›”ļø Fan (8-4) 2025 UFL Champions! I like football and cheese.

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calendar_today10-12-2011 23:13:53

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If I had a dollar for every time a girl asked me to do something with her just for her to bail on me I’d have like a lot of dollars.

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If you wake up in the middle of the night, and there is nothing to keep you from falling asleep again, that means you are happy. I think that maybe I am not happy.

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There’s a chance in never knowing. There’s a hope in holding on. But to finally know you’ll never love me, If I’m honest…that’s what breaks my heart.

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Nebraska football’s record the seven years before I moved to Lincoln: 67-27 Nebraska football’s record the seven years since I moved to Lincoln: 35-50 Maybe it’s my fault.

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ā€œHe randomly goes back into depressive episodes every time he starts to get better because he finds too much comfort in his own mental illness.ā€

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Me: Nebraska fans have sold out every home game since 1962. Them: That streak is so fake. Just because boosters buy thousands of unsold tickets doesn’t mean there are butts in seats! Me: We fill the stadium every week. Them: There’s nothing else to do in Nebraska. Me:

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I kinda think Runza Restaurants should petition the NCAA to sponsor a bowl game next year. It can be played in Memorial Stadium, be a MAC vs B1G matchup, and we could call it the Runza Cinnamon Roll & Chili Bowl. Winning coach gets a bucket of French Onion dip dumped on them.

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Nebraska was one of the first universities in the country to actively recruit black athletes, as well as one of the first states to have blacks elected into the state’s government. Just some fun Nebraska history for all the race baiters out there.

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Candidates running for president should have to pass the Presidential Fitness Test in order to qualify for the position. Like if you can’t run a mile in 8 minutes then you can’t run for president, I’m sorry šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø