Keep the elf Laura Boyd. You won’t be able to live with ureself if u don’t. Think of the happiness on ure wee ones’ face every morning - even if it does cost u a few rolls of Andrex 😂🎄🎅💙xx

I’ve just found Fesshole🧻 and has changed my life 😂😂😂

Evening everyone. Been a strange old day. Woke up in my usual good mood. Commented on a tweet from someone that a person I follow had commented on using my usual weird sense of humour but it didnt go down well. Made my apologies but still feel a bit shit. No everyone gets me 🤷‍♂️💙

Morning. So the person who made me feel shit the other day apparently has double standards and I let her know that in my own way 😉. She blocked me as did the person she was talking to. For why, I’ll never know 🤷‍♂️. Both well known on here too. I don’t care. He was miserable as 😂

19 years to the day that I’ve been working for Police Scotland. Originally Tayside Police. Can’t be too bad a job 💙👮‍♂️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Happy birthday to my pain in the butt son Jack McLean. Happy 19th mate. Love ya 💙xx

Wordle 533 6/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Phew!

Sitting having some smoked cheese and a wee whisky. Look up from my ipad to find these two staring at me. Wonder which one wants the cheese and which one is the alcoholic 😂😂💙

So been adding randoms on insta. Not even looked at who I’m following. Turns out that 消 is one of them. Oh well. Best be polite 😂😂xx

Proud of Tracy tonight. Only a few months ago she was cleaning the school. Nothing wrong with that. I line manage 20 odd of them lol. She’s going further up the ladder. Staff love her and what she does in the school. Wish they could spell her name tho 😂💙xx

I’m going through toilet rolls similar to pandemic level. Hate those fucking elves 😂💙🎄🎅xx

So I’m not Santa in the grotto this year Sidlaw View PS but I am this with Jack McLean. Can’t wait until the 13th

Poor Tracy is awful unwell. Just had her to doctors. Bad case of actual flu (not a cold). Her temp wouldn’t come down from 40.8 overnight. She felt so ill that I had to take a day off cos she was concerned she was gonna die alone lol. Rest and plenty water is all that will help x

#harrydunn. What a disgrace. She took his life and got a years ban. Nothing else. Disgusting 😡😡😡

Great. Tracy has passed her Lurgy onto me. What a hellish night that was. Sweats, shivers, high temp. Now 2 down in the house. Evie had to walk herself to school today for the first time cos we’re too ill 😷 💙

Now that’s evie been sent home from school with this bug. Oh well blankets and cosies it is 💙xx

Hi everyone, writing this on behalf of chris. Suddenly and very unexpectedly it saddens me to say that chris has sadly passed away. As a family we are absolutely devastated and in shock. We have lost a very special and important husband/father/uncle/friend and colleague to many

Hi there, I've started a GoFundMe fundraising campaign for Chris mclean. I would really appreciate if you could help by sharing my fundraiser. gofund.me/e40214d8

For anyone who wishes to attend chris’s funeral here is the link to watch the live stream