Yall asked, and we listened. “Messed Around” is out September 1st. Pre-Save is available right now in our Bio! Yall help us out, and spread the word🤍 #NewMusic

Thinking about trying Heroin. What do you guys think?

Guess I’m doing heroin.

These judges smoking crack. #Lubin how much you pay them?? Bum.

I start mine with a big black coffee.

Everybody is writing songs trying to make people feel better about hard times. So played out. Let’s hear some songs trying to make people feel worse. Just saying, this market has been neglected for way too long now. Something to think about. 🤷🏾‍♂️ #realisreal

Tomorrow is not promised. Why not try hard drugs?

Quit being such a puss.

I bet Taylor Swift’s shits consist of a lot of air.

Jury duty is a fucking scam. I would much rather be drafted.

Bit of an overreaction.

I’m a pretty calm person until I decide to drive on the roads with you ignorant fucks.

Anybody else saving up their ZYN reward points for something special this year?? 👀 #happyZYNgiving #merryZYNmas #zynpouches

Fires stand no chance against bikes

Anybody else’s feet stink right now?

That’s a pretty cool trick.

If you are paying $300+ for sunglasses, you’re stupid. Lose my number. Bum.

This shit is all a scam. Nothing is real. Ship is sinking. No life preservers. No rescue boats left. Just smile and wave while everyone else panics. Don’t have the skillet too hot when making a grilled cheese, you’ll burn the butter. 🧈 #FR

Who else is doing drugs in the DollarGeneralCareers bathroom right now?

Can I get a fucking cigarette?! Jeez.