Supreme Court my ass

I’m going to assume that this feminine hygiene ad moved a mole on an actress’s face so that it would register somewhere in your mind and make you pay attention. Not the target demo, but I noticed it.

That universal basic income Andrew Yang was talking about was a great idea.

If they make a movie about the 1/6 investigation, will they call it “Texts, Lies, and Videotape?”

Meta as in “we are a cancer to democracy metastasizing into a global surveillance and propaganda machine for boosting authoritarian regimes and destroying civil society… for profit!”

If Gov. Greg Abbott is as “anti-rape” as he claims, why doesn’t he just lead the Texas state leg to pass a law for $10k bounties on people who engage in or aid sexual assault?

Or is he opposed to that bc it’s a slippery slope of vigilantism where men could be unjustly targeted? 🤔

Ye-nesis 1:1

When the polio vaccine dropped in 1955 people lined up to get it, & we were 2 years away from artificial satellites. Now in 2021 we carry external world-brains in our pockets & there’s robots on Mars and idiots think the COVID vaccine is full of wizard poison.

It seems especially cruel that on the day outdoor dining can resume in San Francisco, we've got 40 mph wind gusts. And an atmospheric river about to drench everyone tomorrow.

This is CGI. Where’s the real Don? The Washington Post New York Post Fox News The New York Times BBC Breaking News

I don’t know what else to do right now...so we World Central Kitchen just started cooking. Pizzas weren’t enough for everyone...many have been working over 30 hours nonstop. So we turned Jaleo into WCK kitchen cooking 100s of hot stews on this cold night...plus fried egg sandwiches & fruit!

I’ve been saving this anecdote for a story, but screw it. Too good to squirrel away.

Someone suggested Rays pitcher Tyler Glasnow try to get angry before starts. To do this, he would look at pictures of one person. He pulled out his phone and showed me.

It was Martin Shkreli.

What is heartbreaking, Trebek?

The People Have spoken!

So last night’s air fryer test run didn’t go so well on #QuarantineQuitchen but we’re going to be hold off on the #officespace treatment and give it another shot next week. #wings

It's like witchcraft.

I can't wait to catch a cold so I can drink scotch toddies for breakfast without everyone getting all judgey.

Doctor. Nurse. Person. Ventilator. TV.

In tonight’s presidential debate the President said the “Portland Sheriff” supports him. As the Multnomah County Sheriff I have never supported Donald Trump and will never support him.