Commenting out inept code w/ "<!-- I can't even. -->" doesn't count as debugging or stepping, you say? There goes my ace in the hole.

Reeling from SOUND, a must-see play re: CIs + Deaf Culture. Azeotrope's wrenching narrative gave me shivery feels: bit.ly/1Q4jOKO

It's simple: when the world invested in moms, deaths went down. Progress is up to us. amp.twimg.com/v/7e9a5252-521…

If you told me 2 weeks ago that I'd be giving a (signed) talk at &yetConf, you'd be in a loony bin. But it's happening. Oh the insanity!

@elBaileDivino Whoa! Has Sven Pedersen gotten you into Lisp programming?? Doesn't quite look ASL syntax structure up there, teehee.

Anyone got a wetware memory card I could borrow? Mind = Blown, from the sheer awesomeness of the talks + creativity at &yetConf.

Most inclusive experience I, a deafie, have ever had. In Cloud 9 & mega-grateful. H/t to Chase Frazier as well as ASL terps Paula & Cori.

My first F2F w/ the nuclear B-Reactor of my childhood town. &yetConf shows vs. tells re: STEM's ethical onus.

My childhood dream to "analyze + visualize flight paths of stuffed animals on ceiling fans" cometh true. Join me: meetup.com/Seattle-Data-S…

Imagine just how much more macabre & reviled Wednesday Addam's character would be if she had been named "Monday Addams" instead.

@whitecoatcapxg OMG. Can you guys make this into a Kung Fu captions video game where u level up & pit Stanley vs. 12 "super-typists"?

Setting up a private email server now. Gonna flood my inbox w/ Telebubbies GIFs, & give future rivals some #damnemails to kvetch about.

h/t to Amazon/NAD deal on 100%-captioned catalog by 2016. Let's also empower content providers w/ tools to add CC. eepurl.com/bCBUp9

Choked up w/ happy tears. &yet Lance Stout have taken the "why" (D/HH inclusivity) to execute the "how" (RTT): x.com/andyet/status/…

Tweeting Sarah Maddox's API Doc workshop at Google, as she discusses Twitter's API Console Tool. That's so meta!

Seasonally, pumpkin spice lattés are a missed cross-marketing opportunity. What I *really* need is a serotonin-spiked latté.

IRL project spec: Use 10 primary SEO keywords 2-3x ea., + 28 secondary kw 1x. "But don't force into unnatural sentences." Writing is HARD.

My narrative re: CART/ASL accessibility at &yetConf is up: goo.gl/bhMLrM. Thxs Adam (Brault) Avenir + @whitecoatcapxg for marvy quotes!

Sometimes I lie awake at night fretting about an alternate world where Santa denormalizes his database: "Naughty", "Nice", and "Muslim".

Back on Twitter after 10 months, just in time for a partisan pillow fight. Feathers shall fly. Who punked it best? #ElectionDay #punkrock