Le Pen must be fuming Her party loses the election, now she has to watch boat loads of foreigners enter Paris

"And here comes the one athlete from Peru"

Doric - Ionic - Corinthian

As a child, stickers were such an important part of my life. SHOCKED that adulthood has almost ZERO STICKERS.

Legend has it, if you're shit and everythings going wrong just say Steve Bruce 3 times in a mirror and he will apparate as your head coach to try and drag you up by your bootstraps. Idk though? Just a legend.

How good was Aerial Archaeology Research Group (AARG) conference in York? So good... Wonderful to meet old friends and make new ones as we caught up with innovations and debate in #AerialArchaeology and #RemoteSensing And visited Thornborough Henges on one of our field trips, thanks English Heritage!

My parents: when we were your age we were married with kids Me: do you think Pingu is neurodivergent

Me after saying “Anywhere here will do mate” to the taxi driver

According to Ancestry, my very real Scottish relatives never existed. All 45% of them disappeared with the new update. That will be a shock to them.

so both times trump was against women, he won. the one time he was against a man, he lost. oh y’all REALLY hate women. even when they’re trying to save you 😂😂😂😂

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

BBC News right now.

I fear for the safety of the world this morning. Our only line of defence now may be Gary Barlow’s massive son.

when mick stood up #GavinAndStacey