Dave's Xmas uke message.

#OnThisDay in 1993 these men from QPR and Man City combined to give us the absolute worst 20 seconds of football since records began. Heroes. Every last one of them. Lest we forget.

Hahahahah the Dutch Headwind Team Time Trial Championships is the best thing you’ll see today on the internet! 😂🙈 #NKTegenwindfietsen

Burgundy - free access to 27 channels. Blue - analogue in digital age that has to be shipped across the channel because it’s made in Poland by a French company having been designed by a French/Dutch company. Please retweet if you prefer the burgundy one.

British Broadcasting Corporation: Save BBC Four from closure - Sign the Petition! chng.it/vhVgcNvT via Change.org UK

‘We’ve got this virus under control’ ⁦Boris Johnson⁩ Stay Alert!

#Eurosport why are we watching giro when the best race of the year is just getting exciting?

Education MPs who voted 'NO' to feeding children living in #poverty, during a global 🌍 pandemic. Sir Gavin Williamson CBE MP - Our leader... Nick Gibb - School Standards Rt Hon Michelle Donelan - Universities Gillian Keegan - Apprenticeships Vicky Ford - Children's Minister! #FreeSchoolMeals

Thanks to everyone who has shared this so far - if you know any (or if you in fact are a) super cool teachers please tag them in on this and get them to share it with their kids, it’s going to be ever so mildly educational. Thank you loads!!!

😍 One of the greats of the Scottish lower leagues, Bobby Linn is an Angus hero! #SPFL | Arbroath FC

This is Brexit

Was in queue from 11:10 on, got tickets in basket within 20 seconds at 12:00. Then proceeded to payment BAD GATEWAY error. Now booted out and can't even get in queue. Thanks #Ticketmaster #Eurovision

GIVEAWAY COMPETITION! It’s Tour of Flanders time!🇧🇪🚴🏼‍♂️🚴🏻‍♀️ I can’t wait so I thought I’d do another giveaway to WIN an A4 print… To enter: 1️⃣ Follow me 2️⃣ Retweet #RVV #RVV22 #giveaway #RondevanVlaanderen *Competition also running on my Instagram. Winner announced Sunday.

Please support this important campaign: megaphone.org.uk/petitions/allo… via Megaphone UK

I just signed the petition calling on Boris Johnson's resignation honours to be blocked. Will you sign too? you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/bloc… via 38 Degrees

How Clive Tyldesley and Ally McCoist play second fiddle to boring boring Sam Matterface and Lee Dixon is beyond me 🙄 ITV Football - do the right thing for the final #Euro2024

Can't believe it's 3 years since those Metro slags published my first ever Rush Hour Crush. Still does my nut to this day. #bringbackhanging