Motorcycle gangs are just land pirates

I miss when the only thing everyone was worried about was if KiKi loved them :/

Why do bruises hurt?

I feel like I havnt been drunk in awhile

Carole Baskin’s dead husband in heaven watching her murderer ass on Dancing with the Stars

Can they make an app that will smell people for me and tell me what fragrance they’re wearing?

is there a way I can reserve a front row ticket now?????

I need an art studio

Tissues smell so good

I’m gonna name my dog Stacy so I can be Stacy’s mom

How single are you? Me:

If I have any bills that aren’t on auto pay then they’re not getting paid

Barack Obama has an Oscar, a Grammy, a Nobel Peace Prize and a Twitter account.

If you’re a dude and your pants have more than 4 pockets on them just go ahead and don’t speak to me

It’s confusing when people wear STAFF tshirts at places they’re not staff at