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The reason planes aren't working atm is that the air is heavy with many sorrows

Oh so no death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

accidentally had my jaw clenched for 6 hours again

savage

I don’t use the term “absolute unit” often, but this chicken…

Crazy that if you get beheaded by a guillotine you automatically get a bob

if any straight guys want to come to my house and compliment my decor i will be soooo nice to you

yes google i was looking for the former prime minister’s height in picometers

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sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

I guess that’s technically true.

Donald Trump has said with no sarcasm that Denmark who have owned Greenland for 800 years have no claim to it. This is from a country that is only 249 years old and built on the bodies of the people they Genocided to take it from.

I don’t believe the phrase“if they wanted to they would” because I want to and I don’t

Face/Off (1997)

Omg Pride and Prejudice.

Bei Frauen heißt es, sie hat die andere Kandidatin "ausgestochen"! Bei Männern, er hat sich gegenüber XY "durchgesetzt"! Und ja, ich hab was gegen misogynes Framing! Schon immer! Auch wenn es von Frauen kommt! #Baerbock

Not once did Vance say “thank you” in that groupchat mind you

Me: *standing on one leg* My flamenco teacher: No.

6’4” wearing a top hat in a theater. I’d shoot him too.