Oh my god I love him, I love that 4900 years ago the artist captured the human experience: a bellybutton and existential horror

Block party applications in Austin are already up 50% over 2023! 💃🏻🕺 Now's a great time to start planning your Fall block party. Find out more here: austintexas.gov/department/nei… New to block party organizing? DM us if you'd like planning advice.

Power is out, cell phone towers are down, making it impossible to check in with people there.

The alert fully jolted me awake, did the entire state of Texas get this? Hall county is a six and half hour drive away...

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How she didn't break at any point, no idea.

Dream group work costume

District 7 is one of the Austin City Council seats up for election tomorrow, I wonder who is going to replace Piscina Leslie.

My first thought upon seeing the car -- "are we getting a norteña album" ???

Austin run-off early voting starts today! I strongly recommend folks vote for: ✅ Mike Siegel for ATX City Council, D7 ✅ Fernando de Urioste for AISD Board Polls are open 7am-7pm. Early voting runs through Dec. 9th. Election day is Dec. 14 votetravis.gov/current-electi…

Fire Fighters not assigned to help with the wildfires, must cover twice the area on half the rest as they keep up with the city’s regular volume of 911 calls I bounced around Compton w/ Engine 16 aka “The Fire Factory”.   CalFireFoundation.org  & LAFireStore.com

Once I was on it and one of the wheels came off while we were driving.

My new theory is that someone approved the whole concept after only seeing a mockup for the Yankees cap.

Last week 2025 STAAR test results dropped in TX & one thing is clear: A rigged STAAR is setting up schools & districts for TAKEOVER. Ex: 50% of 3rd graders got a ZERO on the typed essay. When 50% get a 0, there’s something wrong w/the test, not the kid.🧵

Where’s the accountability for the school accountability system?! I’d be angry if I was a 3rd grade teacher who didn’t get a bonus because of TEA’s incompetence. It’s time to boot the TEA out of the business of creating The Test. #txlege dallasnews.com/news/education…