I’ll never stop needing my mom. Never

leslee: we pretty much live in the valley chloe: (with confidence) yeah idk i’m not good at geometry MAAAMMMMMM😂😂 geography?

Your feet are about to be planted in rooms NO ONE thought you were qualified for 🌱!

My mind when I’m by myself at night easily is the biggest menace in my life I’m convinced

honestly idk what i’d do with out les, that bitch comes & gets me anywhere & anytime

waited all week for that shitty ass episode i’m pissed

going from dreading work at my last job to looking forward to the next day at my current job is such a blessing! I truly got such an amazing doctor to work under & such sweet girls to work along with! I am so freaking thankful 🥺❤️

You golf? No but I can get drunk and drive the golf cart

the HOTTEST momma ever🤩

I’m 43. When I was young, I chased things that didn’t matter. You can learn from my mistakes. If you’re 20-something, read this:

Whoever that abortion pill man is, whoever he is, he is the devil, literally sometimes i forget how absolutely evil humans can be, i cant wait to case search some records and find him.

Bro idc how old I get….if you play old school Justin Bieber I’m going NUTS. TOP OF MY LUNGS BABY, TOP OF LUNGS.

avril lavigne can kiss me on the lips

everyone I know with an IUD: love it! best decision of my life. also the insertion hurt so much that I passed out and saw god

obsessed🥹

“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it

I AM UNWELL

when u ask her if she ate..