i’ve watched like 5 episodes me & kyes show tonight after he fell asleep and i’m so scared for him to find out in the morning 😂😂

I wish they had a girls only gym.

if u haven’t watched queen of the south, literally RUN right now. sooo good

my kid just took a raw potato out of the cupboard and took a bite before we could grab it from him. send help :|

first semester ✅ straight a’s ✅🥳

if ur on the lake rn, i hate you🥺

if you don’t have to do instant transfer on venmo & cashapp, i envy u

does drinking out of a straw make your drink taste better? like more refreshing?

avril lavigne can kiss me on the lips

I’m begging y’all to remember that you’re naming people, not just babies. A 17 year old will have that name, a 28 year old will have that name, a 43 year old will have that name, a 77 year old grandparent will have that name. Maybe we should rethink choosing McKeinsleigh Graycynn

my favorite line when i’m drunk is “i ain’t even that drunk” whole time i can’t even see

just opened my window to a giant bear eating the cat food 😁 i swear we made eye contact lmaoooo

am i old cause all i post on is facebook? haha

obsessed🥹

why is sleeping at night so hard but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft fluffy cloud while adele sings you a lullaby

i was wondering why my alarm didn’t go off after a drunk night out 🤦🏽‍♀️