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Andrew Heffernan

@chestnuts62

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calendar_today09-07-2016 12:17:41

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What is BBC News online’s sudden fixation with the term Lockdown 2.0? Should I change my settings so I can automatically update to Lockdown 2.1, 2.2 etc?

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Watching a Championship game on the red button. No constant replays, a half decent commentator for a change and, best of all, no inane co-commentator/summariser. Actually enjoying watching a televised football game for once.

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This year Christmas will be really different for many of us. But for thousands of NHS staff it will be exactly the same, and they’ll be working to keep everyone else safe and well. So please spare a RT for all the NHS staff who will be working over the festive period.

This year Christmas will be really different for many of us.

But for thousands of NHS staff it will be exactly the same, and they’ll be working to keep everyone else safe and well.

So please spare a RT for all the NHS staff who will be working over the festive period.
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So, just a few hours until Le Crunch. And then it might be full on gunboat diplomacy from 1 Jan, the latter all being hyped up by the Daily Fail which says our fishery protection vessels (do they name them as such?) are armed with machine guns. 1/3

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And Tobias Elwood, wading in saying this will be a very bad step. Fortunately there are saner voices amongst us more sensible lay people who know that a) we would never open fire on EU trawlers, merely at best escort them out of UK waters or at worst board and log the catch 2/3

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and b) we’ve been doing this for years in any event. The Fisheries Protection is the oldest frontline squadron in the Royal Navy having been officially established in the late 19th century. 3/3

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What is it about some footballers (and some TV news presenters/reporters come to that) that they just don’t get? Ah, I think I know the answer. And the standard response from anyone in the public eye caught out? “It was an error of judgment”. NO IT WASN’T. bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

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#EnglandvsScotland. Tonight brings back great memories of being at Wembley in Euro 96 to see 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿2 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿0 (sorry, Gary McAllister!). The same again will do nicely thank you⚽️👍.

#EnglandvsScotland. Tonight brings back great memories of being at Wembley in Euro 96 to see 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿2 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿0 (sorry, Gary McAllister!). The same again will do nicely thank you⚽️👍.
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Apologies if I’ve missed something in the Italy v Spain game but how do red shirts, black shorts and black socks clash with blue shirts, white shorts and blue socks?

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Someone’s just won a skateboarding gold😳? Seriously? And there’s climbing - how does that work? And not forgetting 3x3 basketball - played on half a court and shooting at the same basket. What?! Just can’t wait for bridge, chess and flower arranging!