cant sleep need to be little spooned asap

movie date but I pull it out and suck it

I’ve never been anyone’s valentine is that crazy

I need like 5 cats asap

busy studying but wishing I was with you ^_^

good morning (say it back)

*crying at the end of every disney movie* im literally an adult now wtf

“hello, how are you today?” maam, this is a Wendy’s, how do you think i am

could u see yourself waking up to this every morning? uwu

okay what the actual fuck is a lalubu?

so bored that redoing old doulingo lessons pls help

u wanna study for this test with me? ;)

*smiles* thinks to self: “dumb bitch” why am i like this?

gm from daily commute (say it back)

baffled at how men can spend literal hours talking about cars like… what?

hmm, do i start this book at the risk of staying up all night with it…? pls help

“ill just rest my eyes a bit here” *falls asleep within minutes* literally every time

just saw a bunch of ppl on the train dressed for a halloween party first like wtf, but also now im jealous

rip ozzy osbourne a man who was literally batshit crazy