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Downloaded hinge again last night with a fresh mindset and woke up to 50+ likes this morning, and now im back to my old ways because this feels like such a chore 😫

Contray to popular belief, some of us are actually working this bank holiday Monday and the vibes are good because all the managers are off.

Ive got a date tonight and as much as I'm looking forward to it I'll have one eye on my watch as I don't want to miss a single minute of this Real Madrid x Bayern game 🫥

Gonna start saying I do 2 5ks every day.

#RMABAY TWENTY TWO SECONDS HARRY KANE YOU ARE THAT MAN!!!!

#RMABAY Real Madrid are not a serious team they're like a bunch of colleagues who secretly hate each other but call themselves "family" in PR

#RMABAY Neuer has been excellent tonight. Proper vintage performance.

#RMABAY Bayern missing so many tap ins 😩😫😫

I hate the whole "microbiome booster" and "gut healing" trend. Name a microbiome and why it needs boosting. Name a hormone in your gut and why its damaged. YOU CANNOT. YOU ARE AN INFLUENCER SHEEP.

What are the other symptoms of a tapeworm because I've had my weetabix, oats, salad with tuna potato lentils etc and my stomach is STILL rumbling like why am I a bottomless pit 🐖

#STPBAY All that confetti on the pitch is ridiculous. Whose idea was this 🫣

#FuryMakhmudov Not a boxing regular, but they dont half drag this out eh 🫩

#FuryMakhmudov Fury is still such a great mover with impressive balance. Mak is swinging at thin air, he looks a bit washed.

Teachers should not be wiping arses. Parents need to actually *parent* their kids. #ThisMorning

Absolutely nobody said move to Lagos 😭

Omg this cannot be real

Those shoes look like you're about to strut back into 1265 #ThisMorning