Nice try, that’s Kiera Knightley in Bend It Like Bekcham

why do men get so surprised when you’re funnier than them, like yeah princess giggle away x

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

My stupid fucking iPhone every day of its miserable life

Automatic air fresheners:

I just feel like my eyes are way too pretty for anybody to look into them & lie

I hope my friends know that they are the girls of my dreams

Gary Barlow - 'What is the crime? Having a son? A massive giant son?!'

Scenes of Gary Barlow’s son exhaling his vape

and i cackled at every single joke

i honestly can’t even explain the excitement i get about climbing into my bed and getting lost in a good book. the feeling is unmatched.

sometimes you just gotta 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 instead of crashing out

love hearing i’m mean from a man, thanks bitch

something very chic about crying while driving….have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash….other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over….

ass 2 fat to care rlly

Someone dropped a sausage roll here approx 1 year ago and we have to check DAILY in case it’s regenerated