Love it too. Amen to great ideas. But, if this and Banksy are fine, why not a Mary Poppins mural on a wall 80ft in the air?! 🙄

Keen to know if Sloane Square is to be lit up ALL the time. From now on, is every day Christmas?! 🙄

Snap: Lord Cashman delivered a passionate and eloquent speech in the House of Lords tonight calling for rights for the Chelsea houseboat owners. The Citizen will report further on his comments. m/f…

Alert - bike forest ahead! The plan is to corral discarded bikes - but this is daft. We will ask RBKC officers and councillors to explore the forest and find a better way. The Chelsea Citizen is on its action bike! Cc: Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea Cllr Cem Kemahli

Grim. ⁦H&F Council⁩ approves egregiously high additions to Kings Road Park development- towers of 28 & 38!storeys, plus a block of 7. £££s Bonanza for Berkeley Homes and Fosters - AGAIN. 🤮😢 ukpropertyforums.com/hammersmith-ap…

A report in The Chelsea Citizen The Chelsea Citizen about standing room-only meeting for the Pan-Chelsea Policing Plan. Great work by local Metropolitan Police team. A firm vow from Sgt O'Hare: "Every victim of crime in Chelsea WILL be contacted by police." 👊 thechelseacitizen.com/ward-police-se…

‘Homes for Ukraine’. Support for Ukraine by ⁦Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea⁩ and its residents. 👏🇺🇦

Beaking News: Lost budgie rescued in Brompton Cemetery. Read all about it in The Chelsea Citizen... 🦜 thechelseacitizen.com/alive-lost-bud…

⁦Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea⁩ is spending £1m+ on a fabulous new park by the river at Lots Road SW10. If you live in Chelsea Riverside Ward you shd chip in your ideas & feedback. A public meeting is on from 6-7pm at Chelsea Theatre, World’s End today. Step up! Connect with your community! ✊

'Stop The Tower' protest banners go up by the Thames as the council battle over hated One Battersea Bridge tower looms. Be at Wandsworth Town Hall SW18 on 27th March at 7.30pm. ✊ change.org/p/s-o-b-b-stop…

Goodness, what has become of Cheltenham. Is it an add-on to London Fashion Week now? All those D-listers and models in heavily new cloth with press releases from Holland and Cooper ready for photographers. Somewhat silly and the way so many things go.

Top bins! 👏👊

The Fisher King of Chelsea! But Who is he and What’s his story? Coming to our new Legends of Chelsea interviewz page. Register. Connect hyper-local… 💙

Plankton Attacks Trees. This footie fan tackled two saplings in Burnaby St, Chelsea SW10, at 11.25pm last night. Straight Red. Do you know him? Cc: ⁦Chelsea Riverside⁩ ⁦Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea⁩

Here is the 5th newsletter for The Chelsea Citizen The Chelsea Citizen, my hyper-local online newspaper for the Chelsea area of London. mailchi.mp/5d9fc1e8cf95/t…

ALL the staff at TCC - from the editor, down to the tea boy - extend humble thanks to William Turvill for the namecheck in The Times and The Sunday Times. The Citizen in glorious journalism lights - Wow!👊👍

The Inseparables, Finborough Theatre, The Citizen Reviewz: 'An ambitious and wildly imaginative production that suffers under the weight of debris from the breaking of the fourth wall. Set the actors free, so they can breathe.' 3 Starz thechelseacitizen.com/the-inseparabl…

New signs out for RHS Chelsea Flower Show. Should’ve gone to Specsavers 🤓_

No Hope. Hope less. All Hope is gone. Thank You.

Awful. We deplore grandstanding self-publicists posing as artists. Hmm