Chef Shwasty (@chefshwasty) 's Twitter Profile
Chef Shwasty

@chefshwasty

Conqueror of Greenland, heister of couches, bane of shitty-neighbors, YouTube chef, uneducated in movies

DM for Discord

FB, XBL, Gmail, Twitch: ChefShwasty

ID: 780795282606858240

linkhttp://youtube.com/c/chefshwastykitchen calendar_today27-09-2016 15:44:36

11,11K Tweet

6,6K Followers

6 Following

Chef Shwasty (@chefshwasty) 's Twitter Profile Photo

With the advent of the Xbox release of 7 Days to Die Official, my wife and I have been playing non-stop the last couple days We're about to experience our first 7th Night, and decided we should stream it tonight, 6PM PST twitch.tv/chefshwasty We're going to fail miserably lol

Chef Shwasty (@chefshwasty) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Kicking off the 7th night on 7 Days to Die Official on the Xbox a little early, streaming on #twitch! twitch.tv/ChefShwasty This is our first time on the new version, so hop on in To keep this voyeuristic, I will not be monitoring the chat; just me and my wife, braving the hoarde

Chef Shwasty (@chefshwasty) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Here's the condensed version of the 7 Days to Die Official #twitch #stream I did with my wife yesterday. It was our first 7th Night, and... Ohh it was a bit different than expected. youtu.be/byOzIGJbg08?si…

Chef Shwasty (@chefshwasty) 's Twitter Profile Photo

As promised, we're streaming every 7th night of The Fun Pimps game 7 Days to Die Official, and this is our second one; the 14th night twitch.tv/chefshwasty The first one was a disaster. I've learned and grown as a human since then. Bring it on, Zeds.

Chef Shwasty (@chefshwasty) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Not immediately following "Tainted Love" with "Where Did Our Love Go?" is a fireable offense for radio DJs in this, the year of our Lord, 2024. We were supposed to get better with time.

Chef Shwasty (@chefshwasty) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"Thank you for calling [company]. please listen to our menu options as they have recently changed." No. No they fucking haven't. Stop lying to me, phone robot.

Chef Shwasty (@chefshwasty) 's Twitter Profile Photo

People who have sucked at their job throughout history: The dude in charge of Wooden Horse inspections at Troy Franz Ferdinand's driver The dude in control of the mic cutting at ABC News #debate

Chef Shwasty (@chefshwasty) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Situation: You're at work, and the boss has decided to cater lunch. It's well prepared food with custom made condiments, sides, etc, all done on a Blackstone grill. Which of the following would get you the most excited to show up?

Chef Shwasty (@chefshwasty) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I'm in a band We suck We love playing music, though Want the ultimate hipster cred? You buy our shirt, and you can out-do anyone on the whole "I knew them BEFORE they were middling" Plus maybe we can then afford all SIX guitar strings! customink.com/fundraising/tl…

Chef Shwasty (@chefshwasty) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Yo can someone do me a favor and tell me why the fuck #Mindhunter on Netflix was cancelled in our current state of #TrueCrime obsession? I WAS FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU, BILL TENCH. COME BACK TO ME.