Hannah einbinder getting to make out with countless hot 40+ women in all of her actings gigs is truly something to be studied. I have never seen someone live my dream so fully and wholly

Doing prankless harm on my friend

commenting on every tweet i see “who is this”

off a bean on linkedin saying shit like Congratulations! and Phenomenal!

Can't wait to get really old and drive my car into the side of a Dairy Queen

if ur wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel

every piece of news makes me want to throw up