You’d think she’d know this by know 😂😂✨ 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘎𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘢 ✨

Theses children are feral

These crack heads different than the OG ones. Who’s out here keepin them with the freshest drip in a random Parkin lot screamin at a light pole??

“Stfu before I open a nature valley bar on your bed” is the greatest threat I’ve ever heard 👀

Who ever left a booger on one of the benches at the gym ya moms a hoe

Nothin makes you feel like shit more than your kid havin night terrors😢

Guess what doesn’t come out till may 19th.

Not what I expected to hear in my AirPods 😂😂

that fart told me everything i needed to know, bro gon die

Whoever stole my lawnmower your moms a hoe

If my son laughs In his sleep one more time I’m leaving 🙃🙃

You've heard of an elf on a shelf, but what about …

Today I learned that a toddler can make “quack ” sound like “fuck” 🙃😂

This is INSANE. A parent in Kentucky claims her kids saw a "school dentist" who said they need various treatments including anesthesia and she wouldn't be able to be present. The school tried scheduling it and suggested if her kids miss it she will be investigated. Her regular

Asked the 3 yo tyrannical dictator if she could stop being mean and she said with gusto “no”

Idk what demons my daughters fightin in her sleep but I feel like I gotta jump in and help, Jesus Christ

These mosquitos tryna get their last licks in before the first frost sends em all back to hell where they belong

If you’re getting old be warned my wrist slept wrong last night and is now fucked,so that’s something you can look forward too.

Why are my children ready to go to war before 6am 🙃🙃

Bringing a whole cake onto a flight is crazy.