Hulk Hogan just said some shit his mustache looks like he’d say. #yourentertainmentnewsinasentence

They knew Bosa had a brain injury when he stopped complaining about hearing a stadium worker speak Spanish.

Why was the slime pressure set to civil rights????

Sharks, I present to you a hat that says "I want snacks" for when you're asleep on an airplane (but still want snacks)

twitter's a great place to argue over stuff you'd ignore if someone said it to you at a bus stop

Every Playbill bio is like "Legendary Actress has starred onstage in Hedda Gabler, Coriolanus (Volumnia), and Long Day's Journey Into Night (Mary Tyrone), for which she won the prestigious Whitaker Prize. On film she appeared in Baby Geniuses 3 (Hag Hit By Garbage Truck)."

It’s called soccer now and there’s nothing you can do about it.

we need a male siri/alexa because you’d be like “David, set a timer for 8am” and he’d be like Ugh I can tryyy but you do it so much better

Gandalf whenever he meets one of the other four wizards #LOTR:

Probably my favorite memory of the Queen is when she pinned Ricky Steamboat at Starrcade ‘84

It’s early, but there are two senior players on the Nantucket Athletics football team that I personally think should be getting looks by college coaches. I feel like I can confidently say this after seeing them play last season and these first two games this year. Here is a thread.

Peter created Spider-Man 2099 and he needs our help. Please donate to the Peter David Fund gofund.me/4da6f629

I got to interview Bravo Top Chef's Tom Colicchio for GQ -- gq.com/story/tom-coli…

Haven’t flown Delta in a while but nice to see their streak of east bound flights landing early in Logan, but not getting to the gate until after the original arrival time is unbroken. Ridiculous.

there are two movies in the 21st century that deserved to be a franchise but never got a sequel Hollywood's great untapped genre is Russell Crowe Has a Friend

What’s For Lunch feat. Dan Soder

I thought the Patriots needed to protect Drake Maye from their own offense this year but the rookie is already showing that he has the ability to elevate the team around him nytimes.com/athletic/59369…

Ted + Drake Maye = instant RT

Been judicious with my outrage in 2025, but if the administration sending active duty Marines into a major American city over the objections of the governor, mayor, and police, based almost exclusively on its own propaganda, doesn’t fundamentally bother you, you’re too far gone.

The Chain Story Project has just released a new story: Into the Badlands by Alina Lee. The story is free, so please read, like and SHARE. Thank you! (Sharing helps so much with the Project.) chainstorycore.com/blog/into-the-…