This is the funniest missed dunk I've ever seen

Remember “derp?” I do.

If there is going to be class warfare in this country, it's about time the working class won that war.

you say you smoke two packs a day? two packs of what, pal? shit?

Do not - I repeat - do NOT, even out of curiosity, pull the handle on the side of your toilet. I just did, and a gush of water’s erased everything. A lifetime’s turd collection, gone.

the more i drive around in circles, the more people see my "HOME DEPOT FUCKED ME " bumper sticker. simple aritmetic

people are not ready to hear it . but. simply the most persecuted skin color of all time, is " NUDE "

No.

Boss says he wants to talk and right before you walk into his office you get an “AUTO-SAVING: PLEASE WAIT” screen.

One day VR technology will be so advanced that pit bulls will be able to wear a headset which allows them to enter a home filled with toddlers they can rip to shreds, guilt free

an instant classic

😭 😭 😭 i love wally

A Weddell seal vocalizing while sleeping in Antarctica 💭 Weddells have a wide vocal repertoire, typically making such vocalizations underwater in social interactions. Rare occasion captured by @johnbozinov

Orson Welles standing next to Pasolini really makes you realize just what an absolute unit the man was.

Statue in honour of subduing your pet while receiving a parcel.

Official Statement. While i will continue to share my expertise with viewers, i will be witholding my Popcorn Bag Rating until such time that i am allowed to give in depth analysis of the New Bond movie. Movie Buffs should address all complaints to Tim Heidecker™ Official. #NoBondNoBags

Good morning