You know your humor is dry when half the people who hear it don’t understand it’s a joke. And those people on the bottom half are mostly incapable of humor - majority liberals, DEI types and all that. Stupid. Shouldn’t be allowed to vote. Slavery working at the Car Wash.

To my followers who appreciate the jokes - they always cost me 50-100 followers, depending on the crudity. But it must be done. This can’t be a world of prudes. So I take it on the chin for you.

This post disproves the death of the author I laughed out loud when I saw who posted it

I want you to think about it for several days, write me a 5k word essay on the matter, and I will grade it publicly on a Space.

In the 90s there was a brief, comic discussion of including Ebonics as a foreign language in schools - aspiring wiggers could learn some jive in place of the rigors of Spanish. These woke drama-comedies we live with, and laugh at, have antecedents.

You gotta keep your chin up. Years back vaguely knew a gal who was a plain Jane. She fell in with sorority gals, got a new haircut, clothes, some makeup. Months later the rumor was she had been seen getting banged by a prominent fratbro on the hood of his car. So hang in there.

People who are mildly depressed and somewhat misanthropic make the best observers of humanity. Throw in a sense of humor and they even become fun.

Mostly my problem is being forced to socialize too often

We don’t really know how many attractive women there are in the West, or how pretty they are. You can’t tell how a pretty a woman is if she’s overweight. The features that make a face drown in fat. Same is true of men. And fat people are also unattracted to fat people.

Watching all these men talk about women - my impression is that the ‘misogynists’ are taking women as they are, with sometimes a hard edge that goes a bit far; but the trads are talking about imaginary phantoms, women who don’t exist - which is why this group is mostly virgins.…

I wonder what Halsey would think of American revisionists questioning the use of the A-bomb against Japan.

There were atheists like Feuerbach who said that God was a projection of people who wanted a father figure in the sky - a projection of human characteristics overseeing this business who would treat us down here like children. Really amazing that people who push simulation are…

The rise of computers and the internet coincide with the emergence of simulation theory because it’s possible to sit in a room, see a lot of things all over the world on a screen, and flatten all the differences into one thing coming out of your hard drive. If you travel widely,…

You love to see it

Columbia dropped its standardized test requirement in 2020 during the pandemic, like many other places. It made the change permanent in 2023. 'I ain't reading all that' is exactly what I would expect of the cohort that was admitted since 2020.

I like to think that DEI bureaucrats, when they’re alone among themselves, give each other that wink, maybe even laugh their asses off when they feel safe that they’ve pulled off this scam so long. The alternative - that they take themselves seriously - is too depressing.

If the GOP were a real opposition party it would be relentlessly messaging about how the university system has become a dangerous scam designed to steal the money of young people while radicalizing them

They would be pushing loan forgiveness by seizing the endowments