You’re a dangerous person if you go through things alone and come back better.

How to stay poor: Start tomorrow…🧵

i’m not a person you find twice

El corazón qué, el verdadero dolor es el de espalda 💀

Ads are too frequent on Twitter and too big. Taking steps to address both in coming weeks.

A las 5 dije “No ps si mi junta importantísima es a las 8, me duermo un rato y llego sin problema”… buenos días 🫣🤡

No sabía lo mucho que NECESITABA un iPad ✍️

Steve Burns Fairy dust

Bill Gates is 7 months younger than me. Do you think any of his health advice is worth following?

necesito un blowjob ya o como se llame eso de ponerse guapo

If you haven't been through a recession yet, don't believe the news... We survived 1990. We survived 1999. We survived 2020. We survived 2008. You'll survive this one too.

*el dinero no da la felicidad* yo con dinero:

Hoy soy ese

This is actually genius

YES!

Steve Jobs on the most important job of a CEO “The greatest people are self-managing. They don’t need to be managed. Once they know what to do, they’ll go figure out how to do it… What they need is a common vision, and that’s what leadership is. Leadership is having a vision,

El tamaño real de los animales ~ Un hilo impactante🧵 1. Por si acaso la gente se está confundiendo, aquí hay un husky al lado de un lobo