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Citizen Pain

@charlielunardi

She/Her | your mom joke enjoyer | capitalism and soup hate account

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DISAGREE!!! Vine's limited format and editing options actually forced users to be really creative with what they posted. Tiktok's algorithm is probably more to blame for the overstimulated brainrot genre that's now the norm.

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today I was serving this couple and the guy did the empty-plate "we hated it" bit when I was clearing the table and then his wife lovingly looked at him and said "we're so tacky"

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When will we ever get another filmmaker like David Lynch? One that was so unapologetically himself, dedicated to perpetuating mystery and discomfort with no explanation, one who reveled in the surreal and the uncanny? RIP to the GOAT

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Me everyday but the thing that's too Marxist is like "they should raise our hourly by $1" or "we need more coat hooks in the break room"

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Miranda: can you believe we're putting 25% tariffs on everything? just so men can get jobs! Charlotte: my favorite brands are american-made, but this is just so nasty! Samantha: well if those factory guys are cute then what's the harm... Carrie: big was deported to el salvador

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The other night I told a loud guy at the bar to stop screaming bc I couldn't hear my friends and he stopped?? And yesterday a reg at my job tried to hug me and I said "pls don't touch me" and he listened?? I think I'm gonna be this assertive forever it rules

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wading through six seasons and 2 movies of Carrie and Big nonsense was so worth it to see him d*e right before our very eyes

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I was an anthropology minor so I'm super duper unemployable and I'm a ride or die for orangutans. Idk what to do with this aspect of my personality.