culinary school students be like “bruh i got spaghetti due at midnight 😰”

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Direct deposit: $1,400 Me at Subway: “add a cookie”

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This is what happens in resident evil when you examine an item

Can you imagine any other country in the world blowing up several places of worship every week for a year with full impunity?

I’ve been in four wars, as a soldier or reporter, and seen a lot of atrocities and abuses. But dressing up in the clothes of the women and girls you’ve killed or displaced is a sick and twisted practice wholly unique to the murderous perverts of the Israeli army.

Free Speech Fraud Elon Musk claims another one: This time it’s Krime (Krime) aka one of the best artists out there. Make some noise people 🎨🫡

Please read this statement from the family of Rebecca Lobach. Read every damn word. And then share it with anyone you know who still cheers on this sorry excuse for a President. The President of the United States, the Vice President and the Secretary of Defense claimed, without

israel has broken the ceasefire about 100 times since it started. not that anyone cares

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gaza has reached level 5 starvation which means its irreversible even if food becomes available again. their bodies are gonna be permanently damaged. let that sink in.

Everything she said in 1993 is still the truth today. No lie is detected.