Word association? Has he been watching Mallett's Mallet or summat? #BlanketyBlank

Friends: "You should take up jogging, it's good for your mental health" Me:

Does anyone say wally anymore?

Is it? I must have missed that.

never not iconic

'Dr Crane, your glockenspiel has sprung to life!'.

“Hello Jackie, you look nice. Want to buy some Smack?”

At 1:30 when Morgan checks in with us. Yeah, yeah, we're still watching.

Me in my memes folder looking for that perfect meme response that’s going to make everyone in the GC laugh (the conversation changed 15 minutes ago)

Just took my 93 year old grandmother to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "Which box for Norwich City rotating their big screen again for the 2026-27 season?" A cheer went up from the waiting voters.

Hell of a day for hayfever. Might have to sink a bottle of red for consolation.

Some guy whose mates down the pub call Barry the Bellend or Terry the Tosser is going to wake up on Monday morning and realise he's responsible for overseeing a £26 million regeneration project, and chairing a meeting of the local council licensing committee...

I see Starmer's appointment of Gordon Brown has gone down like a bag of cold sick.

Haha, that and overseeing the currently dualling of the A47 and the dreaded Thickthorn Roundabout upgrades. They won't know what's hit them. Feel sorry for the officers, tbh.