Patient: I wish to make a complaint Me: Sorry to hear that Pt: your discharge summary made my wife here very angry, it said the ECG showed I have another wife Me: oh no, that says bigeminy, not bigamy Pt's wife: SHE'S A GEMINI? OF ALL THE STAR SIGNS?

King of the Stelvio Dominic Paris, greatness in our time! #stelvio #DominicParis #ski #Bormio

This Ref is not very good #NCFC

We are so lightweight it’s untrue #ncfc

What a joke should be 1-1! Being a Norwich fan and an England cricket fan is a sad place to be at the minute! #ncfc #Ashes2021

How is Gunn getting beaten there!!

Oh god I’m so glad I didn’t go I’ve hated Selhurst park since we were going twice a year in the 90’s! #ncfc #palace #Wimbledon

It’s been 5 minutes of half decent play! about time we let them start their scoring! #ncfc

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My 2021 Year in Sport

Only just hearing this, so shocked and sad!

It’s not enough. It’ll never be enough. But we got to take Richard with us for Flanders this morning. A huge thanks to an amazingly compassionate team who allowed me to at least try to do this.

It’s absolutely staggering that she is in charge of anything…

“Did you hear about ⁦Channel 4⁩? What the flying fuck are the Government doing?”

Jeez. This Government really does think we are all thick Minister “it’s not a loan” “so we don’t have to pay it back if we don’t want to?” Minister “I’m not saying that”

What is going on at London Stansted Airport #cue #chaos #holiday #BrexitBritain

🗣 "Oh my word, oh no!" Horror moment as Yves Lampaert collides with a fan, denying him a podium at #ParisRoubaix 💔

Considering how poor the season has been the support from Norwich fans has been exceptional #ncfc

Hold fast Sir Roger Gale