DON'T BUY "CHAPTER TWO IS MISSING!" It's a total SCAM. Instead, stay home/ play video games/ use the toilet, whatever, then just wait a hundred years and you can see "Chapter Two is Missing" at a MUSEUM FOR FREE. #ThinkAboutIt #LifeHack #YoureWelcome

I FOUND CHAPTER TWO! It was EASY! I was naked and I was flying through my first grade classroom with my grandmother and Chapter Two was RIGHT THERE! But then I woke up and it was missing again. #SoClose #CopLife #NextTimeIWontWakeUp

PLEASE BUY "CHAPTER TWO IS MISSING!" The printing press is broken and WON'T SHUT OFF and the world will be BURIED in copies unless everyone buys them and sends them to the moon. WHY WOULD I JOKE ABOUT THIS???Steak-umm Richard Brautigan Razorbill

LIFEHACK: If you can't find Chapter Two, just read Chapter One two times. It equals the same thing! That's math! #lifehack #genius #yourewelcome Razorbill Little Debbie Houston Public Library RichardNixonLibrary

Here's Jon Stewart and Rory Albanese helping me pitch my first book a LONG time ago: youtube.com/watch?v=1R9JTU… #throwbackthursday #weirdness #ImWritingTheSequelNow

I FOUND MY PHONE! Everyone can stop looking. It was in my pocket, just NOT the pocket I was looking in. The other pocket. I should've looked there first! Now I just need to find my charger. DM me if you see it. #CopProblems Richland School District Two Boston Athenaeum NY Society Library

The clods at New York Times Books did NOT name "Chapter Two" a notable book of 2019. Who is to blame?

I got myself hypnotized so I would remember where Chapter Two went, but the hypnotist was a JERK and now I think I'm a chicken. #BokBok #SittingOnEggs #CopLife @DerekBokCenter Scotland Yard CSI- The Darkroom #Memoir #TrueCrime Little Debbie

Josh Lieb’s Chapter Two Is Missing is laugh out loud fun bit.ly/2rnpFdW Penguin Kids #kidlit

I put a picture of Chapter Two on a milk carton to show that it was missing, but now the milk carton is missing. So now I'm putting a picture of the milk carton on a new milk carton. #MilkSavesLives #CartonLife National Dairy Council Little Debbie RichardNixonLibrary

Chapter Two is STILL missing, and you people aren't helping AT ALL! Solution: Buy MULTIPLE copies of the book. Maybe Chapter Two is hidden inside one of them like a Golden Ticket, and you'll get a tour of Razorbill led by Willy Razorbill himself! Or even Casey McIntyre!

Remember, "Chapter Two is Missing" is the perfect present for the person who has everything -- especially if they already have Chapter Two. If they DON'T have Chapter Two, it's probably a pretty crummy gift, so be sure to ask! Little Debbie Richard Brautigan Brazos Bookstore

Remember, if you don't buy "Chapter Two is Missing," somebody else WILL. And that person might use it for EVIL. The future of the Chapter Twoniverse is in your hands! Tessa Meischeid Steak-umm Stanford University

One of our ruben sombra writers had a book come out recently. Josh Lieb writes hilarious books for kids (they aren't offensive like his - also hilarious - script from season 1).

"Chapter Two is Missing" is still available to buy, but there is no telling when the government will ban it. Get it while you can! #TruthToPower #BraveAuthor The New York Times CIA Little Debbie Casey McIntyre Carl Bernstein

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Read Chapter Two Is Missing to my kids. Loved watching them experience the first meta joke of their lives. They couldn't stop laughing. Great job Josh Lieb and whatever shady international conglomerate owns Penguin books! kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews/j…

Hey, jerks! Chapter Two is STILL missing and I'm not getting a lot of help here! I'm starting to think that YOU might be in on it. You are all conspiring to hide Chapter Two! Makes me wonder: Why wasn't I invited? #hurtfeelings #leftoutagain Arby's Guest Support Boston Athenaeum

BIG NEWS! The Supreme Court struck down the law that says you can only buy "Chapter Two is Missing" for Christmas presents. Get out there and celebrate your freedom today! ACLU Shakey's Pizza @SupremeCourtSG

What a well-dressed group of Young Citizens! I am flattered you picked such a cool girl to play me! Thanks and Happy Valentines! Yr pal Det. I. McGarrigan C2PD Tessa Meischeid Casey McIntyre