Expect to see slow moving vehicles on the county's roads in the coming weeks as we approach Appleby Horse Fair 2023. Please take extra care so that everyone reaches their destination safely.

Wow 😮

Retweet if you eat 🍑

@lilstrangey why the #blacknailday

A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone.

Happy #WorldVeganDay everyone. I'm celebrating it in style

Photo taken by a mate of mine today 😂 Oh dear 😂😂

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade.

The Mrs got in the shower with me this morning. She said "Mmm baby I want you to do bad things to me" So I put shampoo in her eyes.

Go hiking you said...it'll be fun you said! #NotJustLakes

1 vehicle collision at Appleby with assistance from Cumbria Fire & Rescue Service Great North Air Ambulance , fortunately no injury #luckyday

I got 10 of 10 right, can you do better ? itsgoneviral.com/fools-horses-j… #itsgoneviral

anyone in the Cumbria heading back DOWN from Royal Highland Show Sat night who wouldnt mind me getting a lift back down? PRETTY PLEASE?!#RT #RHS

did anyone else literally just watch this?! 😬😷 #RioOlympics2016 #OUCH

'Dad, what's a day off?' 'I dunno son, we're farmers!' #farm24

FW-30 at work again in the maize harvest in north Cumbria been a godsend that tractor this year.