Dear PlayStation, Please do your maintenance shit when I’m asleep. Sincerely, Marge

Shoenice

ROBERT TONYAN IS THE GREATEST TIGHT END OF ALL TIME

It’s every NFL team’s nightmare to see Aaron Rodgers smile in-game

Love the win, but we’ve played teams that aren’t what they were 2-4 years ago, if we want to beat the Chiefs, Ravens, or even the Buccaneers, our defense needs to tighten up

Rodgers: 27/33 4 TD’s 327 Top 3 receivers did not play

I FUCKING MISS HAVING A Wii All caps but didn’t want to confuse the vets with WWII with WII

The people that like the “I blocked his ass” tweets are the same ones that haven’t done it yet

My phone is the Sahara Desert 🐪

Is it too hard to ask for good facial hair, steady hour job, good pay, good beer, calm life, no stress, happy family, good nights of sleep, good lifts in the gym, and friends with their dreams as a reality?

Julio Jones really has a defensive highlight reel 😅 (via The Checkdown)

Having a shit attitude is not being a “bad bitch”

Every attractive person on Tik Tok seems to have 2 of 3 things: 1. Millions of dollars 2. Be an absolute douche 3. All of the above

The birds run the barge

The end got me dying😂

VOTE VOTE VOTE, vote blue, vote red, vote green, vote FUCKING INDIGO, all I see and hear is VOTE

Wait you voted? Sorry I couldn’t tell by your instagram post, snapchat story, 3 tweets a day, and 2 tik tok’s

I fuckin hate twitter

Why is it that sometimes the hardest choice is also the right choice