my biggest ick is when people film themselves eating for content. just show me the food, not the weird faces you make when the food goes in your mouth. also, chewing. i don't want to watch you chew.

fashion is wild because they'll charge you $300-500 for a dress that's literally see through and you people will buy it

btw if there was a photo of me out there that looked like this you’d never be able to tell me shit again. my head would be so big I wouldn’t fit thru the door

don't sleep on vicks!!!!!!!

not sure if i'm the only one saying this but... Dolly Parton for president

me: i just don't like ___'s friend
brian: why
me: i just don't like her
brian: okay me either then

after being a nurse, i have completely lost faith in humanity

ok don't shoot the messenger but nessa barrett doesn't make bad music

ashley from this 'squid games: challenge' show is a straight c u next tuesday

ughhhhh i hate to be the one to say this but i don't want to see pictures of your newborn baby

top 0.5% of Noah Kahan listeners on spotify and you can write that on my tombstone

it's actually insane that people dated me pre-lip injections

is Zillow going to do a black friday sale or should i give up on being able to afford property in my lifetime?

Hi, ER Doc here.

RT if you’ve ever done CPR on someone and they survived.

Trying to prove something.

when i commit suicide, i wonder who will post 'RIP taco' pics on instagram acting like they were my friend

does no one else think that timonthee chimichanga playing wonka in the new movie is kinda crazy..???

when a weird guy is hot it’s rlly cool but when a hot guy is weird it’s seriously so scary