Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

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I want whatever the people who run at 6am have

Do we want to talk about the contraceptive pill having a higher potential blood clot rate than the AstraZeneca vaccine? Or are we too tired?

does america have a problem with this too or are we letting it slide cause it’s a hot white man

This was a wild 46 seconds

gotta respect the longevity of microsoft word. nothing about it works and it's still the standard. want to move an image? go to hell. edit a pdf? edit your expectations. ignore a spelling mistake? how about suck my dick. that'll be 150$

Dis def riley

every time i’m between periods i’m like “i can definitely outthink my PMS if i really tried” and then every month when i start crying for no reason i’m like “dammit they got me again”

Steppin into Halloween 2021 like…

gofund.me/f041cffc

there’s no mental health problem a cold dr pepper couldnt fix

Found on Tik Tok.

They're HITTING on Rocky Top 😤😤 Tennessee Football

🚨 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗘𝘅𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗲 🚨 @KieraCoop2 is locked in for the IE Showcase in Knoxville on June 22nd! Class | 2028 School | Concord Christian Club | @ETAThunder / ETA Thunder 2K28 Express | 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗘𝘅𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗲 x @KieraCoop2 |

"WELCOME TO MY HUSBAND'S MEMORIAL"

every time i text the group chat

tomato basil soup and grilled cheese please