What the majority of my texts looked liked Tuesday night.

GOALIE GOAL. #Preds | #NSHvsCHI

Facebook forgot who Barry Sanders is and is freaking out at Garth Brooks for wearing a jersey and I’m dying.

. Mt. Juliet Police is one of the best departments in the state and are proving why once again. If you want to help the clean-up efforts in Mt. Juliet, you can sign up here. mjpdnews.org/volunteer/

CORONAVIRUS CURE? Two researchers the University of Tennessee in Knoxville have discovered a chemical compound that, if it passes more testing, could be the cure to stop coronavirus and prevent it from spreading. bit.ly/2VUvHPX

Here is Adam Silver’s press conference #nbasuspended

I like that they couldn’t find enough Lions fans to fill the zoom call.

Anarchists, Agitators or Protestors who vandalize or damage our Federal Courthouse in Portland, or any Federal Buildings in any of our Cities or States, will be prosecuted under our recently re-enacted Statues & Monuments Act. MINIMUM TEN YEARS IN PRISON. Don’t do it! Homeland Security

The amount of boomers in this thread saying that they would jump in and “help” this cop has me dying The fuck you going to do?

I just want a loft with four roommates

Bleacher Report B/R Gridiron Never know, could happen again wendys-careers.com

Please

We finnaly didnt choke!!

Dont let them tell you sports dont mean somthing. Pardon my singing.

Fuck this sport