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"Blaseball journalism can never be silent: that is its greatest virtue and its greatest fault. It must speak, and speak immediately, while the echoes of wonder, the claims of triumph and the signs of horror are still in the air." - Henry Grunwald and also me

Our lawyers have advised us to publicly state that, legally, the tweets made on our members' personal accounts are jokes and are not made to be taken seriously. Our only goal is to promote community safety.

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Our legal department has asked me to clarify that this tweet is not meant to be taken literally. All tweets made by our members are purely hypothetical and are not indicative of other motives.

An important message about safety and nothing else. Do not assume a meaning besides community safety.

CROCS wholeheartedly supports the efforts of Refrain from Ending Sebastian Telephone Society. The prevention of the incineration of Sebastian Telephone is highly relevant to community safety.

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the CROCS: Operation REBOC are having a great time in the #larcenyleague too