Listen, #blaseball you can't just GIVE me a player named Speed Cimino, put them on the Green Hill Hedgehogs, make their best stat baserunning and their pregame ritual antagonizing umpires. Otherwise *this* happens.

BREAKING: All of the Horizon teams have disappeared.

oh fun

Moneyless society… check. Classless society? Maybe. Stateless society? Looking at you, Maryland, Alaska, New York, Oregon, & Oklahoma.

graphic design is my passion

We finally destroyed the concept of money, all it took was multiple teams losing their identity and punching a big coin in the face and then throwing a bunch of dead tigers into a supernova

Hall teams? Dead. Desert teams? ——————— Horizon teams? Looks like the Georgias were right re: sinking & swimming.

In case it wasn’t already apparent, the Feed makes it clear: Rogue Teams incinerated the Coin.

OH MY GOD WE'RE BURNING ALL OUR SNACKS TO FUEL OUR ENGINES IT'S A SNACKRIFICE

Is this how much people want to avoid jazz these days?

what

I for one, am hyped for Season 12J.

So like, is anyone going to tell the League page to not hold their breath on those wildcard picks?

Siesta breaks are good and healthy but have you considered we simply can not shut up?

Sending this text a lot today.

exactly

Sounds like my kind of ship.

It’s happening

Well, I guess everything has its end. Or ends. RIV, Blaseball, and thanks for everything.