Oh? What's stopping her from going over and saying hi?

Eh? She trying to say he's dirty or something?

GUESS WHAT ELSE I FOUND IN THEIR LIKES-

MOVED. I also caught them liking raceplay tweets, so even if the horse account didn't flip, they're still fucking gross.

kira.⠀ I don't typically like asking for RTs, but can y'all spread the word please? There is a very concerning amount of my mutuals following and interacting with this person and I'm sure they don't even know that they're secretly taboo.

// Fr they do I get it that sometimes you just follow people in a whim but i always check right before or right after— It's not that hard!

From him? Seriously? She ain't afraid he'll like, accidentally chomp her face off or something? . . . Not that he'd do that, but he IS a Chomper, so it'd be hard to blame her-

kira.⠀ I need to be more active here, sorry for leaving so many of y'all hanging! I will try to be tomorrow if I have the motiv

"Ah. . . !~ H-Holy fuck! I'm gonna- 𝘽𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙈 𝘿𝘼 𝘿𝘼 𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙈 𝘿𝘼 𝘿𝘼 𝙄𝙈𝘼 𝘿𝘼 𝙐𝙐𝙐𝙐𝙐𝙈 𝘿𝘼-"

Spruce's just getting some morning practice in, don't mind him-

". . . Bloody hell, that's alotta plant babes- 💧"

Yeah, he's a plant. Yeah, he has fat, overproductive balls full of spunk. Probably best not to ask too many questions. . .

Plant cock. Bottom text.

Top text. Plant balls.

". . . Ya sayin' it's weird for a plant t' have the hots for another plant?" If he had eyebrows, one of them would definitely be raised right about now.