Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary I joined TWITTER to keep up with the Occupy Wall Street protests. What the fuck happened. 😢

I've had the same dentist for 40 years, so it pisses me right off when he asks if I want a sticker. Of course I want a sticker, I always want my sticker. It's bloody scary going to the dentists and I deserve my sticker compensation. Once I got two and I was so fucking happy.

#SaltLakeCity and #Utah peeps, be prepared for a long line if you're #voting today! 🗳 We were at our polling place right at the opening at 7am, and there was about 20 people in front of us. Because of the long ballot, it probably took about 35 minutes to get in and out.

On a day when misinformation wins, I want to read more, learn more, understand more.

A few years back in Yosemite there was a problem with bears getting into trash cans and ppl said ‘why not make the cans more complex?’ And a ranger said ‘bc there is significant overlap between the smartest bear and dumbest human’ and this election feels like that quote to me

"A Love Letter to Fangirls" Zine 1/5

I voted for O. PIASTRI as Salesforce #F1DriveroftheDay. Make your vote here: formula1.com/en/page/vote df0603krefnld.cloudfront.net/drivers/headsh…

Telling poor people to be more entrepreneurial is sick

Okay yeah let’s talk about it. It’s because we literally don’t use those lights anymore to light anything, let alone women. And also because modern actresses don’t want to be lit this way. 🧵

I can tell you who goes to cobblers. And a bit about the trade. 🧵

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My Spider-Verse x Palestine art. All proceeds will go to the PCRF 🙏 #SaveGaza

My boyfriend asked me what I think of the new flowers on the front porch, so I had a look and saw this. Thats certainly a unique type of flower…

After the VA Tech shooting, a guy came on the UVU campus, armed to the teeth with guns, to protest his right to bear arms. I remember hiding behind chairs as he walked through the Hall of Flags, holding a stranger because we were sure we were about to die. The IRONY of today.

Thank you Jane, from all the animals x

Cat: "Sorry? Do you have an appointment with me?"

Wonton is starting a business where if you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning, she brings you her favorite ball and stares at you like this

I swear every time we've had an earthquake in the last five years, it happens immediately after I take my pants off. Sorry for party rocking too hard, #SLC #Utah.

In 1984, Ruth Coker Burks was 25 years old, visiting a friend at a hospital in Little Rock, when she noticed nurses drawing straws outside a patient's room. Someone had to go in. She didn't wait for the straws. She opened the door herself. What she found inside would define the