the way that i can’t wait to see shane solely bc it’s gonna regulate my nervous system after the panic attack i had yesterday

in da clerb we all sad

the 3 greatest wonders of the world

my libra & leo placements saved me from this one 🥴 as a virgo sun & rising i can absolutely attest to times of chaos & hurt being some of the most memorable times of my life BUT now that i’m in a safe & healthy relationship, my heart & soul feels so nurtured & full. 🥹

people in houston should have to get retested to drive annually because what the fuck is wrong with y’all

2 GOALS FOR THIS LITTLE GUY

esa: look at my son miro! he has two goals! stars coach: yeah esa i saw

Oops…

sue me but i just saw iron maiden and they… they didn’t play run to the hills and i’m UPSETTI SPAGHETTI

you are a literal cancer to the state of Texas bro stfu

or we can do both you’re just a fucking homophobe you fuck stick

pennifer coolidge

me: *contemplating making an entire chocolate cake from scratch at 9PM on a wednesday night* inner me: “grocery store is right around the corner from the house bro”

sinister gates stop wearing capris pants challenge

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patiently waiting for the planet to implode; i’m tired of this shit, grandpa.