When u realise you're stressing over someone who can go whole day without talking to u

it could be so easy

im such a fool for u

can’t even go afk no more.

How I walk around knowing I have a disgusting amount of hours on a game that has served no real world value except feeding my rampant autism

i kinda just assume every man cheats eventually so i enjoy my free trial period with them while it lasts

chasing an egirl is like chasing singed

when he’s screensharing and all you see is his ex in his recents…

when he stalks all my shit but also gives me space and sometimes gets jealous but in a possessive way not an insecure needy idiot way and he’s also a yapper but it’s in a conversational way not a self centered way and also likes taking care of me as much as I like to do with him-

when ur struggling to lose feelings for someone that its not going to work out with and they finally say something that gives you the ick and you feel any ounce of attraction left leave your body

sleepcall so beast but he insta deafens when i fall asleep because i „snore“…

wat if ur duo is a sexy slag on lulu and you doublekill botlane no leash level 1 on draven and you end 28-0 on your d4 account and she lets you control her lush vibrator with remote so chill

lovebombing so nice why can’t it be a daily task

T-T

me and who

Do not ask to play with me if ur just gonna try and convince me to have esex with you.

you’re tryna sleep, but you cant stop thinking why you didn't cash out when you had the chance