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Celeste's Best

@celestesbest

We make fresh vegan desserts for local coffee shops, grocers, and cafés. And now you can go vegan at home with our ready-to-bake cookie dough.

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Samantha Bee (@realsambee) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If Kavanaugh doesn't like the way people in his state are gathering outside his house, maybe he can just take off work and drive hundreds of miles to a different state.

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As usual I can always count on my worthless misogynistic senators Ted Cruz Senator John Cornyn to vote against any legislation that helps women. Fuck you both, along w/ the 49 other senators who have voted that you think know better than every woman in your state.

Whole Woman's Health (@wholewomans) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The U.S. Senate has blocked the Women’s Health Protection Act again. We’re not surprised. Abortion is still legal, abortion is health care, and we will continue to provide care for all. 💜

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Hey H-E-B these have been unavailable for months. Are they coming back? (I hope! The accidentally vegan ranch dip makes the yummiest dressing)

Hey <a href="/HEB/">H-E-B</a> these have been unavailable for months. Are they coming back? (I hope! The accidentally vegan ranch dip makes the yummiest dressing)
Beto O'Rourke (@betoorourke) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Midland-Odessa gunman failed a federal background check. But he was still able to legally purchase an AR-15 and kill Texans thanks to Greg Abbott’s opposition to universal background checks in our state.

Celeste's Best (@celestesbest) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just heard the dj on KUT Austin say “ It’s one-oh-six in Austin” and it to me a moment to realize she was talking about the time, not reporting the temperature. 🥵

Texas Monthly (@texasmonthly) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Supreme Court has overturned Roe v. Wade. In Texas, a "trigger law" will make abortions illegal thirty days from today. Here's what you need to know: trib.al/qGEtQdf

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I used to think it was impossible for a person to be 💯 wrong 💯 of the time, but then I lived in a state where Attorney General Ken Paxton is AG. His latest lawsuit seeking to stop drs from giving lifesaving care to pregnant patients is just another example. Texas Standard (@texasstandard.bsky.social)

Dee Snider🇺🇸🎤 (@deesnider) 's Twitter Profile Photo

ATTENTION QANON, MAGAT FASCISTS: Every time you sing "We're Not Gonna Take It" remember it was written by a cross-dressing, libtard, tree hugging half-Jew who HATES everything you stand for. It was you and people like you that inspired every angry word of that song! SO FUCK OFF!

Celeste's Best (@celestesbest) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This story, which I've listened to twice now, is so powerful. I'm so grateful to people like "Elaine" who share their stories and people like Sarah McCammon📻 , who tell them with guts and heart. npr.org/2022/08/26/111…

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My omni stepson just called me at work to ask if I could make extra cookies bc it’s his turn to bring a snack for his class. Aww. He’s proud of stepmom’s thriving #vegan business! Then he says “I don’t want to have to PAY for a snack!” Womp womp. 😣

Jeff Tiedrich (@itsjefftiedrich) 's Twitter Profile Photo

my favorite Bible story is probably the one where Jesus rounds up the needy and ships them who the fuck cares where because why the fuck should they be his problem

Lance Cooper (@lmauricecpr) 's Twitter Profile Photo

James Madison raped his half-sister who was a slave, had a son with her, then sold his child into slavery when he was a teenager and y’all mad at Lizzo for playing his flute?

Texas Standard (@texasstandard.bsky.social) (@texasstandard) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Scandal has dogged Ken Paxton as Texas AG. Now, the The Associated Press reports, it's taking a toll: Cases have been botched, partisan politics are everywhere & a new hire was quickly fired for using child porn to "make a point" in a meeting. Jake Bleiberg has more: txst.us/3C5xu8k