elon musk really bought twitter for $45 billion when i got that shіt for free on the app store

Why can’t billionaires do something useful like get One Direction back together

YOU CANT “BAN” ABORTIONS, YOU CAN ONLY BAN SAFE ABORTIONS THAT DONT FUCKING KILL PEOPLE

Happy Mother’s Day to my mom who got me this book to help me in middle school when I was getting bullied

When you are dying of internal bleeding from an ectopic pregnancy, furious that even though any doctor could save you, you will have to die - leaving lifelong agony for your spouse and children please think of the sanctity of Brett Kavanaugh’s driveway - which is the real victim

oui oui yesterday i had little croissant and too much coffee and so i had a … how you say … panique attaque

“if he wanted to he would” but w biden and cancelling student debt

I told my therapist about you…she always takes your side

i just walked by a sushi restaurant and they were playing music for a sushi restaurant someone tell harry he made it

Forced birth in a country that refuses to protect children from being murdered at school.

Remember the school shooter didn't act alone. He was assisted by 50 Senators, 210 House members, and the NRA.

do y’all stare at yourself the whole time on a facetime call or is that just me

My daughter was murdered in her classroom. When Sarah Huckabee Sanders says "We will make sure that when a kid is in the womb, they're as safe as they are in a classroom" I take notice. Sarah, your bullshit is deadly to kids when they are born.

ain’t the jealous type but who tf you texting

Don’t get it twisted, if you see me drinking this 4th of July it’s because I love drinking, not this country.

Josh Allen appreciation tweet.