Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can't afford actually

Don’t let anybody tell you Detroit not a destination city. Tons of tourist stuff to do, tons of community stuff to do.

I want my tax dollars to go to SNAP benefits, not Donald Trump's 7th golf trip of the month.

Watching the traitors, and this clip is the only time I ever want to see Michael Rapaport on my screen. Get that man out of my face. #TheTraitors

"detained" the word is kidnapped. that little baby girl was kidnapped.

This is a lie. Even if I had ordered this, the MPLS police department would never follow an order from me. Do better. Go fuck a couch.

nobody will ever be this funny again

“dinosaur documentary narrated by Morgan Freeman… …produced by Steven Spielberg” you had me at hello

The horrors persist but so do books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word ‘fuck’, and the sea.

People out here worried about how American athletes represent America but not worried about how the President represents America Make it make sense

The Bible was very much not written in English

i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes

More than just a competition for Maxim Naumov ❤️ One year after losing both of his parents in a tragic plane crash, Naumov has finished his first career Olympic Games, fulfilling a dream that he and his parents had together 👏

Women in DIRT (Daydreaming, Imagining, Realizing, Thinking)

therapist: what's your mental health goal? me: Alysa Liu calm

at my desk silently saying “what the hell are you even talking about” every time i receive an email. even if it’s an email i understand and was expecting

Call me a radical left lunatic, but I’d rather my taxes go to free lunches for school kids than bombs dropped on other people’s kids.

Age taught me this... forgiveness is free, but reconnection is expensive. And some debts aren't worth collecting.

I finished watching the dinosaur documentary a few days ago and I’m still not ok because what do you mean it rained for 2 million years

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)